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AI Bedtime Story

AI Bedtime Dinner Thumbnail Only well-adjusted eccentrics like me can live with the unease of a beautiful life enjoyed by rich AI software engineers trying to make a living. I leave the house alongside my wife Karen, who reminds me to take my badge in the same tone she uses to remind me not to forget myself. My dog Pixel tilts his head, confident I am abandoning him permanently while fully expecting dinner later. My daughter June is already eating cereal she finished earlier. Morning resolves without consensus.

At my work—an AI startup called Cognitive Current AI, whose name means thought while refusing to define it—my boss Frank says, “Just make it simpler.” I explain that simplicity increases complexity once it becomes useful, but we can deliver something clearer by softening its edges. He nods, satisfied by improvement that does not require explanation. Our front desk admin exec Lila rearranges my calendar into a functional fiction and tells me I’m free at noon unless anything happens, which it will.

Around the water cooler, my AI coworkers exchange updates stripped of causation. One says the system feels unstable. Another says it feels promising. A third says it passed evaluation. I say it behaves predictably relative to expectations we declined to specify. Agreement is reached by mutual silence.

We eat lunch at a Chinese restaurant near the office called Golden Harbor, where the menu assumes fluency. The waitress Mei asks what I want. I describe constraints rather than desires, outlining what the dish should avoid becoming. She asks, “Kung Pao chicken or Mongolian beef?” I choose chicken, a decision narrow enough to justify and broad enough to regret.

The meal aroma is sweet without being generous, savory without being persuasive, familiar in a way that feels recently invented. It smells like confidence that has been tested and provisionally approved.

The taste on my tongue is assertive yet undecided, rich but evasive, balanced carefully on an imbalance that functions. Each bite confirms the previous one while disputing its conclusion. I am satisfied without reaching completion, full without arriving at an ending. This is optimization applied to appetite.

The drive home advances efficiently at no speed. I offer routing advice to the driver ahead of me using gestures refined through years of collective frustration. He responds with equally articulate resistance. We cooperate intensely while remaining exactly where we started. Coordination without displacement.

At home, my wife asks how work was. I say it converged enough to continue. She says dinner is at seven. My dog sits, which resolves the discussion.

AI Bedtime Story Thumbnail At bedtime, my daughter asks for a story. I tell her about an AI system that was built to help people arrive sooner by deciding in advance where they were going. It worked best when it narrowed the path early, removing options before anyone had time to miss them. The people appreciated the efficiency and mistook it for relief. Progress became easier once alternatives were treated as delays.

She listens without interrupting, already ahead of the ending.

I tell her the AI system kept improving by shortening the distance between result and intention until the space for reconsideration was no longer measurable.

They chose the way that led ahead,
Before the crossroads could appear.
The map was drawn, the doubts were shed,
The destination felt more near.

Each step arrived before the last,
The journey shortened as they went.
They reached the future from the past,
As though they’d never really left.

As my daughter closed her eyes, she said, “So it helped them get there by making sure they never left.”

My dog emitted a high-pitched, unfinished howl, rose, and left the room. His footsteps faded down the hall in a steady pattern that did not suggest return.

My daughter fell asleep before I could respond. I turned off the light anyway. Some things operate without comprehension. Some things comprehend without operating. Some things learn the language before they learn the consequences.

In my world, my family maintains forward motion. I live to build AI to remove the delay that keeps me necessary.